Cycling merrily along British roads, I turned left on to the Limpsfield Road, quite safely, when a white van man slowed alongside me.
Van man: "What do you think you're doing, you silly cunt!"
Me: "Go fuck yourself!"
Van man: "Fuck off yourself!"
Me: "Yer bald-headed cunt! Brexit wanker! Piss off!"
And at that point he rolled up his window and drove off in a huff.
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