Tuesday 9 October 2018

Watching the fog...

I had plans to start talking about 'history in the making', but that would have been misleading. The truth is that history hasn't been made at all, it was just another cyclist on the way to see his mum. Another Dawes Galaxy, perhaps, or another recumbent cyclist on his eccentric way to somewhere, but nobody knows where.

What the hell am I talking about? We were sitting at the Tatsfield bus stop, watching the fog. Believe me, it's better than watching paint dry. In fact it's quite educational: watching cars without lights disappearing into the murk, watching cyclists without lights (Lycra monkeys, of course) disappearing or simply cycling past us without a care for their own safety. Why don't people switch their lights on when there's fog? Some did, but an equal amount didn't. The biggest idiots were the Lycra monkeys.

Our bikes – my Rockhopper (left) and Andy's Blast – close to the bus stop
So we're sitting there, sipping tea, watching the fog when somebody turns up and has the audacity to ask me to move my rucksack. Naturally, I oblige and we engage in small talk. He'd cycled from Biggin Hill en route to Warlingham – not a million miles from where we'd set off earlier – to see his mum. I was reminded of my own 'urban rides' to mum's (haven't done one of those for a while) although that said, it's Tuesday as I write this, Tuesday 9th October at 2241hrs, and earlier today I'd seen mum and enjoyed a slice (or three) of fruit cake. But let's get back to last Saturday and the fog and the stranger, who, it turned out, was a nice guy.

We were sitting there at a later time than normal and it was all my fault. I'd switched off my alarm and had forgotten to switch it back on. Result? I woke up at 0700hrs instead of 0600hrs (after a broken night) and had to text Andy to say we should meet at 0800hrs, half an hour later than usual. So naturally we were later and that's how we met this new guy. We never exchanged names, but we did exchange pleasantries, told him we'd been coming here for almost a decade, told him about our other routes and then it was time to say good bye. We watched him disappear into the murk of the fog.

"I wonder if he makes a good sausage sandwich?" said Andy.
"Or a Bakewell tart," I added.

It was all because our recent conversations had focused on Phil and how we never see him anymore.

"He's gone over to the dark side," said Andy.
"Forever," I added.

There wasn't much more to say on the subject and soon it was our turn to pack up and head into the fog. Andy was going home via the Ridge and I stuck to the off-road path on the 269 due to the fog.


Fog ahead. At Warlingham Green 0800hrs
Sunday was another late start. This time Andy sent me a text asking if 0800hrs would be okay. Of course it was okay, I texted back, and settled in for a little more relaxation. I'd been up since 0600hrs and was glad for the lull in proceedings, so glad that I almost missed the 0730hrs departure time.

We decided that a short ride would be the order of the day. I had things going on and needed to be back early so we headed for the good old 'cottage' – a short ride along the 269 and then a left turn into the fields, following an off-road gravel path. When we got there the seating was damp, but it was good to be back at the cottage. Being as the place is right off the beaten track it was tranquil apart from birdsong.

"Imagine if you'd spent the night here," I said.
"If you had a sleeping bag you'd be alright because you're off the ground," said Andy. "It's the ground that's damp," he pointed out.
"I'd pitch up a tent over there," I said, pointing to the woods surrounding the cottage. "Keeping out of sight is crucial."

I found myself wondering why I have this 'camping out' fantasy, this strange yearning to sleep under canvas. It's been with me for years and was bolstered somewhat by reading Mike Carter's One Man and His Bike. Mike combined cycling with sleeping in a tent in a mammoth cycling adventure around the coastline of the United Kingdom. It's one of my favourite books of all-time.

Looking at the fog...
We drank tea, we dunked Belvitas and we chatted about nothing in particular, apart from camping wild. I had to get back so we mounted the bikes and headed off. I raced up the gravel track to the main field, the rear wheel slipping constantly, and then, when I reached the top, I lost momentum and had to dismount. I walked for a few yards and then jumped back on. Andy and I rode side-by-side to the gate and then we both used the road, not the off-road path, to reach Warlingham (it's faster, but also much more dangerous). That said, there was no fog on Sunday morning. In fact, the weather was very pleasant, much warmer than Saturday morning.

Talking of the weather, it's starting to creep towards winter. Last weekend I realised I needed a scarf before heading out – but couldn't find one. If I recall correctly, the week before it was very cold. I think it was around 6 degrees, but it got warmer as the day got older. The pattern seems to be cooler temperatures first thing in the morning, but then rising temperatures as the day progresses, so much so that there are blue skies and sunshine. Today, Tuesday 9th, was an amazing day. Sunshine, heat, and it's mid-October. Not that good weather in October is rare. I remember a ride to the lakes with Andy back in, I think, 2010, when the weather was wonderful, just like a midsummer's day. I've also got a photograph somewhere on this blog of Woodmansterne Green in November – with plenty of leaves still on the trees.

This weekend, the one just past, was good. We managed two rides, albeit both of them were later than usual, but sometimes a slower start is better.

Here's to the next ride...